I received two brand new Tinkerbell things to wear (nightshirt & swimsuit cover-up) for my birthday. Looking at the size I almost knew they weren't going to fit. I mean come on I haven't worn a small size high school, if then. Especially after having babies and breastfeeding them ;0) But the giver was so sure I could wear them, she kept going on and on and on about 'how huge they are! I'm sure they will fit. I mean look how huge they are!'
I just kept hearing that over and over in my head as I tried the swimsuit cover-up on, it won't even go below my shoulders *sigh* And the nightshirt, well it will go to my hips, then no further. And it's kind of tight so not so comfortable to sleep in not to mention if it gets tossed in the dryer it will no longer fit me but probably my 8 yr old.
Then the same person had been given a bunch of clothes from someone, they were all too big so they brought them to me. All of the shirts looked way to little when I went through the bag but I deluded myself and kept a few out that I really liked. Then there were two pair of American Eagle jeans, with a mile wide butt on them so I pulled those out too. The shirts have since been tossed because they don't fit, at least I can get them on but it isn't pretty, you know what I mean?
Then there are those jeans that look like they have the mile wide behind, those jeans that won't go over my hips or if I stuff my hips into them they are NOT going to button.
I can't decide which is worse, being bigger then huge as I so obviously am because those HUGE shirts won't fit. OR knowing your behind/hips is wider then a mile because those jeans with the mile wide hips etc. won't fit.